Secrets Girls Don’t Share With Men

1. We want to screw your best friend too.

2. We love to be desired and we love when move your lips along our neck — something you neglect to do after you “land us.”

3. The breaking-point in a newer relationship to us is the moment you quit calling us, texting us, messaging us, screwing us, as often, as persistent and as fanciful as you did before you “landed us” — before you got comfortable. It’s like, now I’ve got you, so gone is the fun partner-in-crime. Born is the little boy treating you like a replacement Mom to fulfill his needs. Born is the little boy sick of jerking off and more than happy to roll over, get off and go back to sleep… Boys only pretend to know adventure. Secret #3: GIRLS KNOW REAL ADVENTURE. And unless you get back to bringing on the good times with us, the relationship goes no further than shortly — sometimes, long — after you quit calling us, texting us, messaging us, screwing us, as often, as persistent and as fanciful as you did before you THOUGHT you “landed us.”

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