20 Years of Jail

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at […]

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Women with a BIG Pussy

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One Night Stand

Wife is on BED with lover in ONE NIGHT STAND mood;
Husband walks in.early from Lost business trip, and he is a SAMURAI;(see the weapons on the Wall)
Best Photo i Ever seen.

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WOMEN HOLE, Why not ? NCW Circular.

As per Internal circular of NCW (National Comission for women); From 01 Jan 2009 All Manholes of INDIA called Women Hole.
When Media met Renuka Chaudhary of NCW, She said for centuries man enjoyed high status in india, now we women realise, that we also have rights, so we decided to change this age old tradition […]

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Indian Going to USA…!

USA or GULF, i am not sure but he is on FLIGHT.

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Life

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance […]

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Real Meanings

Cigarette:-
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairs:-
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage:-
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce:-
Future tense of marriage
Lecture:-
An art of transferring information from […]

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Man Vs.Women

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.
Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he […]

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God, tussi great ho…

Ek faqir bheek maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha …
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye …
Usey kuch na mila …
Woh phir church gaya, usey kuch na mila
Phir mandir Aur phir gurudware, Lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya …
Aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya […]

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You Can laugh

A)Similarities on BRA and BAR
Both are drinking joints
Both have restrictions on opening and closing times.
Both are flashy.
When open, both drive men mad.
B)Why do women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them
C)There are 3 Males and 1 Female pencil in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male […]

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