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VIJAYAKANTHS Dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u  cannot get ur Death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u  cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup 

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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