MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur Death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will say HUTCH
3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software
6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.