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Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”
- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Anonymous

Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.
- Sam Kinison

Ive had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didnt.
- James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever youre right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once….
- Nash

You know what I did before I married ?
Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel!
Second Guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive.
- Anonymous

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